.awst 10 favourite insult unlocked. platinum blonde ed hardy vintage chaser barmaid i know said that i'm giving 'waiting for the minerals to kick in'.
.awst 1 i kept opening my mouth on the bus home from bladee boiler room and trying to close it, sleep paralysis edition. in the dream i was trying to use my arms to hold onto the usb ports in the seats in front of me as were pulling into derby and they were like cliff edges to pull me out of the nightmare.
.gorffennaf ?? i get out of my canonically bibilical bed feeling this dread of like, wth is on my head its like i have a third space bun in the middle of my supposed two others, so i engage in my actual morning routine sans mirror of craning neck in attic to go hit crosslegged position on the floor in front of my desk with my little compact mirror open on the desktop and im trying to get a good look but im disorientated and in the dark and like worried so keep seeing glimmers of myself and then i see this massive skin lesion, its like a tumerous growth but highkey the size of a space bun, right on my parting.
.rhagfyr ? i tried to keep track of coincidences on this hitchhike drive i went on but i assume most of them now can't be trusted, owing to them being #dreamixed. the first is a big statue of squidward with a rainbow over it and then sonic on the side of a storage unit but like oficially printed. clouds were evaporating vertically up along the sky, coloured ribena, and then i look down in time to see the rolling hills, before we leave the motorway.
.tachwedd 22 take james and sammy and molly to the cinema and sammys like yh the receptionist doesn't need to see you if its ur first time. moo starts barking like a dog at the receptionist and sammys telling her not to because they're not allowed to watch the film, rather than just because you shouldn't bark at the usher.
.awst 21 ethan is only a one hour friend. his preceeding side quest is a coffee date at costca with millie and abbies ma, and then they go swimming and im like surely this is more than an hour and im lonely. he joins me and mandeep on this ancient speed boat and we pass this big mental asylum. apparently there have been issues with them all flooding. mental asylum brother and vincent have scars all down their forearms and they're telling me about this girl who was trying to burn 400 calories but she only got to 320 on the way there and then disappeared and there are big black cracks on the walls.
.awst 15 maggot spoon in my pret sleep paralysis.
.mehefin 5 man i was just tryna do my hgem survey. i cant even find the place at first cause its in some twisty turny alleyway of a uni accom, illiterate in its architecture. theres a group of boys in there doing collab finance bro shit with shared earphones. they're telling me they have beef, chicken, hopefully, then shes trynna go in the back to find someone to help or something else cause she can tell from my reaction im vegetarian. it takes thirty minutes and the best she comes up with is some bread roll, and theres nasty chickpeas all on the counter, and its 4.30 so im like already aggy and shes telling my mikes gonna come down and make everything better. im already at the point of taking a photo of her mopping and saying it was closed so i reenter the sili little corridors and brief pleasant interlude, theres a lysh grey cat playing with me in the street, that leads me astray into a backroom. brief pleasant interlude over. theres another white cat thats dishevlled and grabs onto my whole hand and curls it around. they're both playfighting, elevating on the curtains and then i move the blanket on the sofa and on the floor under the sofa theres another one but this guy is eeping with worms so im like yh its been real byyyeee guys O_O. then im trying to exit and there's this huge crowd and a little ginger cub policeman and im all like hey doll, hands in the air im safe,, whats going on, and hes asking me to approach the glass and then there are some generic background screams and three generic villains, face obscured and with random knives,, the one with the butter knife gets to me first and and tries to jab me and im like waiit pls pls pls pls and it works so i have to run back inside through the labyrinth that was in the building. bump into a side character and we fuck on the roof of the hgem cafe (highkey random coupling),, we will call them anonamous ly for their own sake cause like nsfw they cum all down my leg like im not getting out of this building a second time safely,, ginger cop cub is gonna rinse me.
.mehefin 3 at the train station trynna get a train to cardiff from barry and it was soso busy and open like there were hoards on both sides of the street and i could feel the vibrations of the train coming so i had to get serious but the touch screen of the machine was like so old and gritty ygm so it was not registering what i was typing which was *getting* me, im sobbing, and nanny lea is watching and i was getting so overwhelmed and then the train conductor is actually just riz ahmed in this big gorgeous coat and hes like bby girl don't cry lemme walk u to the train.
.mai 27 shapeshifting persecutions.
.mai 23 this dream was a sleep paralysis on the train, where i dreamt these two random guys sat on my table with me made a chanel beads reference. they were going to get it tattooed on their feet. i obviously then pounced irl and asked them if they were going to the concert (wide awake omg what) but they acc weren't even he was just telling his american friend from camp america about greggs and how fuming he was that it was 3.50£ i guess i took 3.50 as chanel beads,, fairplay i got my wires really crossed but i woke up with confidence.
.ebrill 16 soul and i are playing a game where you change one letter in a word to make another word and it ends up being a p good demo. flash cut scene to bro morgannwg and i try do a roll but kinda don't succeed and just veer into the wall over by the xtra large blue mats.
.ebrill 2 i crawl over on the wooden floor of this shack i stayed in @ perhentian, malaysia, over to a cardboard box and lean up against it to pull out splinters and white worms from my feet. the white worms were not whole but goopy.
.mawrth 26 barry island flooded, my mam didn't even give a fuck. a tide came in over the house, there were bump head dolphins swimming outside even, and these aquatic aardvark type creatures as we drove along the coast. another random elli from highschool was sat in the car with us for some reasons unknown to me then or now
.chwefror 19 lost my star tooth gem. frig.
.chwefror 11 beach time with cousin, running in and out of waves. he keeps flickering between looking like my actual cousin and this random long haired boy @ the hangar, but maintaing my cousin .status its like not even that deep in any sense of the word but im like so cautious not to go too deep cause i know im built weak like that and wont firm it out. the waves are pretty choppy like a step out from the water and im thinking thats looking dangerous. then flash cut scene to charli xcx on stage (it is marina but like i know its charli) and shes rolling round in bags of flour on the floor on stage. i have to watch the whole show from the screens cause shes too far away :(.
.ionawr 28 im on a hike/stroll with the family in our old blue car up to ynys mon for the day. we park up and im taking ages fishing around in my pockets for something and i take so long they all leave without me. then im on the walking trail and i feel lost and unsettled but also like hey i guess it isnt the end of the world. and then im walking down some stairs which are indoor stairs but outdoors, and theres this girl coming up pushing a buggy (im not sure how she does it) but she looks pretty young an friendly so im begging for instagram access to contact my family (all ludites may i add). and then my friend giannis is like yo hey walking past with a burrito and im like damn giannis help me out so i just leave this poor friendly lady and go play game cube at giannis' house, yay.
.november 10 im on my laptop playing tamagotchi (as kuchipatchi ofc) and i guess im both player and played. at one point im fishing in a toilet bowl with fish in it for breakfast.
.november 3 im putting up posters and cutting tape to tape up the posters (radical move) and i keep cutting the ribbons on my tie up and they keep growing back and i keep cutting them off it never ends.
.november 2 a dream about editing my letterboxd.
.october 28 im falling asleep on my knuckles sat on my bed in the dream so i wasnt sure if that was fabricated (apparently so) because then my computer starts silently beeping and there are loads of bees in my room, then i figured it was a dream.
.october 20 im under the instruction of a sadistic, omnipotent director instructing my movements. im walking up one of sheffields many hills and it doesnt feel like im in control of my body. im looking at this blue road sign. not too sure what it meant seeing as i cant drive. my eyesight keeps switching from eyesight to camera footage and glitching. im trying to take a photo of the moon above the skyline but my legs dont work and i keep shifting position .
.october 18 im chopping spruninons from the pov of the sprunion. im crying but ive never cried cutting a sprunion before. the washing machine and the fan are making a cumulative white noise which is irking my little sprunion mind. it keeps flash cutting scenes of an open field and a first person perspective of someone running. these parts of the dream are in sepia. i wonder if these are the memories of the sprunion i am killing. i wonder if thats why im crying. then im on a tram but im jeff goldblum from asteroid city, and im holding my little orb under one arm and the crossword in the other, pen in mouth, furrow in brow. this old lady sat opposite is wearing a pea green coat and she keeps trying to interject. jeff feels like hes having a breakdown but he cant act out in the tram.
.october 9 this is evil but i stole someones t gel from high school to culture my moustache,, written in my notes as,, 'stole bhannahe el malalais t gel for my moiisyacje'.
.september 27 a search for the largest diy dildo in the house?
.september 14 me and white boobs (revered highscool friend) are on the same bus to KL. there were welsh ppl behind us on the bus singing welsh songs, such as the hit single aderyn melyn (i fyny yn y coeden banana) and gafr wen (wen, wen). i was watching adventure time on the bus but it was horribly cut. interestingly this dream was a sleep paralysis dream. i was desperately trying to move my arms and couldnt. maybe i was trying to applaud in patriotic style. i was really tweaking cause im known to #dribble and in the dream it was guhhhhhshing down my mouth and i was scared everyone could see :,).
.september 12 on my holibobs and i literally bump into everyone i know at the bar. the levels are insane its like a huge spiderweb mall. i bump into ed whilst traversing this rope bridge over a swimming pool and im literally so nervy. i think im looking for sara and im like knocking the door for her, let me in.
.september 11 im late for my english exam, schedueled to start at 21.32. merts in my house and throws a tshirt down the stairs. its adams birthday (i dont think i know this guy so idk why they're so pressed). he's then trynna invite this indie manipulator and sm girl in my room like girl not now mommys late to her prawf mathemateg. im so late so i have to get an uber round the marina/docks for my exam. mr gorilla (my old maths teacher) is calling me telling me to move with haste.
.september 7 thinking about the implications of settler colonialism.
.september 6 some level of conflict resolution (terrifying) is commited at my house with the boys. they eat all my food and i think im mad about it. we go to a party and another old friend, who would definitely bully me if we replayed our adolescence, are dancing. adam cameron is in the band doing adlibs and wearing a bright blue baby suit. the scene changes and we are sat in our current living room of dwellbeing. an indescribable fear settles in me. the mailman comes and piotr opens the door slightly ajar, takes the parcel from him and throws it out, believing it to be a bomb. unlikely.
.september 5 i couldnt sleep very well. my good scene gurl cousin chlo3 calls me up and asks to do something. we go camping with my nan and brother. im particularly paranoid about south american folklore. change scene to walking through my old home town, and i walk past an old friend. they are wearing an old skirt. i wait til i get to the previously goated chinese buffet turned dreadful nightclub and ask mother to pick me up.
.september 4 i got kicked off of said tropical island due to excessive wetness (of weather).
.june 21 a dream solely about ice coffee, spinning around in promotional form. being isolated non-dream on a small tropical island, i think i was having cravings.
.june 16 my typically pink, now goth stage friend are in a seaside town which almost drowns.
.june 5 i was bouldering with charli xcx. we had a conversation about what the smallest dick in the world would be.
.june 4 a recurring heist/kill dream in a more urbanised hunger games style. me and my irl golden retriever friend are in a team and are hitching in a car, when the road gets bombed. we escape to the lakes.
